The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

A full loyalty to the leader merely fits to the dogs, not to the humans!

What is truth? Truth is ever-changing law. We both have truths. Are mine the same as yours? (Crucify him! Crucify him!)

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear so don't look and they'll stay farther away than you expect they would.

Speech is silvern silence is golden.

I look in the mirror and I see the lines, but I don't care. It's a good time. I don't know why it's such a good time, but it's a good time.

Patience is the art of caring slowly.

Schools [are]...institutions monopolizing the daytimes of childhood.

We are looked upon by God as though we were in eternity; God dwells in eternity, and does not view things as we do.

...but the enchantment of error that you put on me I must wear forever in your eyes.

Government needs to do two things: put a price on carbon and invest heavily in new technologies.