The shakes stop if you drink enough, but then so does everything else.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

Never complain. Never explain.

I have no romantic feelings about age. Either you are interesting at any age or you are not. There is nothing particularly interesting about being old - or being young, for that matter.

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.

I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made enough money to support myself, and ain't afraid of being alone

You politicians remain professional because the voters remain amateur.

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Ah, what an awe great God!

You're not defeated when you lose a battle.You are defeated when you give up the struggle

You're only young once but you can always be immature.

There was a time when I felt I should do everything that was offered to me, you know, ride the wave.

We're definitely going to hell. But we'll have all the best stories to tell

KRS-One is one of my favorite rappers ever. I actually don't even know why I have this on my computer, but I do. I really like this album, Criminal Minded.

Don't wait for a funeral to pay a compliment. You may not make it in time.

Fantasies were safe. It was a break from reality. A chance to act on desires for a short period of time.

Business, like life, is funny. We all go through difficult times, and we all have to face curve balls and challenges, each and every week. And we need to laugh when things are funny.

Academic and aristocratic people live in such an uncommon atmosphere that common sense can rarely reach them.