The shame would be if Democrats get thrown out of office without ever having tried Democratic policies.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Learn when to talk and when to listen. If you're unsure, listen.

To say that science is logical is like saying that a painting is paint.

People don't like to talk about death because it makes them sad.

It is simply this: do not tire, never lose interest, never grow indifferent—lose your invaluable curiosity and you let yourself die. It's as simple as that.

Woman's normal occupations in general run counter to creative life, or contemplative life, or saintly life.

Frenchwomen just never look ungroomed, do they?

Extraordinary potential exists in all of us. With the right environment, resources, skills and knowledge, 'ordinary' people can produce extraordinary results.

My father was somewhat to the right of Genghis Khan.

Follow your instincts and live with the consequences.

Joy waits on welcome, not time.