The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

One of the hardest things to teach a child is that truth is more important than consequences.

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.

There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice.

Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it.

Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.

Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.

An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

Knowledge is the best eraser in the world for disharmony, distrust, despair, and the endless physical deficiencies of man.

Passion ignites your innate desire to create, produce, give and grow.

The great soul understands the small-minded.

Life’s best coaches are those who believe in you and your potential, sometimes even before you do.

How much does the universe weigh, when it fasts for infinity?

No matter how widely spread out the films are, how different, you still are you.

Greedhas no satiation point, since its consummation does not fill the inner emptiness, boredom, loneliness, and depression it is meant to overcome.

Why are women so fond of raking up the past? They're as bad as tailors, who invariably remember what you owe them for a suit long after you've ceased to wear it.

When a team outgrows individual performance and learns team confidence, excellence becomes a reality.

I saw my bulky person in the windows of the passing storefronts and wondered, when will that man there find himself to be loved?

Wish I could prove I love you, but does that mean I have to walk on water?