The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I want to manufacture a feud.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I have to stay true to myself.

People who are driven by love will overcome hardships and hurdles in ways that people who are only driven by profit never can.

I listen to my records and I think, 'Wow, these are really great appetizers. I haven't even considered what I'm going to order for the full entree meal yet.'

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it

I used to think that losing made you more hungry and determined but after my success at the Olympics and the U.S. Open I realise that winning is the biggest motivation.

I've seen prayers answered. But often, in my experiences, if you get what you pray for, you've really shortchanged yourself.

World War II synchronizes things for a lot of people. There's a kind of wakeup call.

When you make a movie it's always interesting, because you end up in places you never would as a normal visitor or tourist.

The greatest act of faith takes place when a man finally decides that he is not God.

The Iranian regime doesn't express the wishes and values of the Iranian people.

I am still yours, Allie, my queen, my timeless beauty. You are, and always have been, the best thing in my life