The shy and the extroverted have this in common — that they both fancy they are the center of attention.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

When I was fourteen I was the oldest I ever was. ... I've been getting younger ever since.

People have too many problems during the day; they don't want to think.

The beard must not be plucked. Ye shall not deface the figure of your beard.

It is often safer to be in chains than to be free.

Love is like nothing else on this earth, but only when it is shared with someone wonderful like you.

Each of us carries some wisdom waiting to be discovered at the center of our experience. Everything we meet, if faced and held, reveals a part of that wisdom.

I wasn't bullied or anything at school, but I was quite shy and didn't speak up too much in class.

There is an intrinsic linkage between socialism and economic inefficiency.

I think that notion of leadership is bankrupt.

As the most participatory form of mass speech yet developed, the Internet deserves the highest protection from government intrusion.