The sick do not ask if the hand that smoothes their pillow is pure, nor the dying care if the lips that touch their brow have known the kiss of sin.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I relieve rappers just like Tylenol

There is no wisdom but in death

People have been sharing pictures of their food for as long as there's been caves.

From the moment we expect gratitude, we forfeit it.

The worst thing about living in this world, in general, is that things get overwhelming, and things cause a tremendous amount of despair and anxiety.

Donald Trump is not the real deal. I think as Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio made that very clear.

What the soul is in the body, let Christians be in the world.

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

Cats aren't special advisers. They advise us all the time, whether we want them to or no.

A well-written life is almost as rare as a well-spent one.