The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

Never chase a person that doesn't know your worth because the moment you catch him you will always feel you were never good enough.

You know it wrong honey. I am friendly. I am not user-friendly.

The truly great rest in the knowledge of their own deserts, nor seek the conformation of the world.

I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.

I don't look at myself as being famous. I look at myself as an athlete. If the money is there, I'd be happy, but I have to be happy within myself first.

Music must be seen, and dance must be heard

Parminder kept her unwept tears locked tightly inside where they seemed to undergo an alchemical transformation, returning to the outer world as lava slides of rage.

Never give up on your dream... because you never know what the Lord can bless you with.

Bipartisanship is not what is missing in Washington. Common sense is.

Christians remind me of schoolboys who want to look up the answers to their math problems in the back of the book rather than work them through.