The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it’s too late and you’re face down eating sand.

As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.

Do you remember the time, Mike, ” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.

The pimple is perfect.

You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.

Troubles teaches the grace of the Truth.

As we practice the work of forgiveness we discover more and more that forgiveness and healing are one.

The fundamental magic of flying, a miracle that has nothing to do with any of its practical purposes - purposes of speed, accessibility, and convenience - and will not change as they change.

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

A bridge is a meeting place . . . a possibility, a metaphor.

Rhetoric is nothing but reason well dressed and argument put in order.

Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.

To the seeker after pearls, silence is a speaking argument, for no breath comes forth from the diver of the sea.

All I ever wanted to do was be on Broadway. I mean, remember, I grew up in a trailer.

Carli Fiorina thinks the answer for Social Security and Medicare is...zero-based budgeting! Christ. People of a certain age are all banging their heads on the table right now.