The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I wasn't really able to love someone but I couldn't help but want to be loved.

I think it's easy for me to connect to some people, and I don't know if that's the same thing as falling in love whereas before, I might have said it was.

You have to stand outside the box to see how the box can be re-designed.

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life.

A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice.

Value will always be on top of everyone's lists now, right along with safety.

I won't accept anything less than the best a player's capable of doing... and he has the right to expect the best that I can do for him and the team!

First you give life and action and guidance to ideas, then they take on power of their own and sweep aside all opposition.

If your heart is in love, you can do anything.

By the mile it's a trial, but by the inch it's a cinch.