The silent dog is the first to bite.

What can't be cured must be endured.

There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

A fence should be horse high hog tight and bull strong.

Beauty is potent but money is omnipotent.

If you fail to plan you plan to fail.

Today's sales should be better than yesterday's - and worse than tomorrow's.

There is no crisis to which academics will not respond with a seminar.

He who drinks a little too much drinks much too much.

They talk of my drinking but never my thirst.

Danger and delight grow on one stalk .

One day, scientists will overtake LIGHT and crash into the DARKNESS.

Once a person has declared "failure", they cease to look for the alternate open door. When in reality it was just inches away and wide open.

Big shots are only little shots that keep shooting. I can see your sun rise out of obscurity. Keep shooting

While it is good to speak well, it is better to speak the truth.

Wit is well-bred insolence.

Christmas is a poor excuse every 25th of December to pick a man's pockets.

I don't need some jerk like Romney, Santorum, Obama, Bush, Clinton or the rest of them telling me that they're my leaders. They couldn't lead me across the street.

To the men and women who own men and women those of us meant to be lovers we will not pardon you for wasting our bodies and time

The things that are really important to me are my man, my animals and my books. I don't need anything else.

I definitely have loads of respect for writers and the art of writing.