The similarities among different kinds of audiences far outweigh the differences.

Audiences are not easily fooled, but they are easily confused.

The fact that a trick fooled you is not enough reason to perform it.

Most magicians are nothing more than laymen with rabbits on their business cards

The better you are, the closer they watch.

The key to spontaneous wit is an unburdened mind.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness

Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise!

I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.

The Moon! Artemis! the great goddess of the splendid past of men! Are you going to tell me she is a dead lump?

Just like a good drama, the human brain runs on conflict.

Seeds of discouragement cannot take root in a grateful heart.

Probably no strychnine has sent as many husbands into their graves as mealtime scolding has, and nothing has driven more men into the arms of other women as the sound of a shrill whine at table.

Language is neither reactionary nor progressive; it is quite simply fascist; for fascism does not prevent speech, it compels speech.

My history writing was based on what I saw in strange, exotic places rather than just reading books.

Our biggest problem as human beings is not knowing that we don't know.