The simple fact is, offense is taken, not given.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

The only job a parent has is work themselves out of a job.

There is no aphrodisiac like innocence

We do not take humor seriously enough.

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me.

Performing to me is the most vital, most important. It's my favorite part of all of it. I just want to be on stage.

When you wear a bow tie, doors open for you.

One year's poor form remains a blip but if it happens next year, you can say it's a trend.

We praise the strength, the patience and the longing of the people who did not stop thinking of freedom and democracy in these dark times

There is a difference. If you kill to take money or rob, it is plain murder, but if you kill because of political reasons, that is a political murder.

You've seen my descent, now watch my rising.