The simplification of anything is always sensational.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

She didn't think she could be a Christian if perfection was required.

By giving our students practice in talking with others, we give them frames for thinking on their own.

I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....

Gratitude is a way of contentment.

I'm crazy, boy. I'm a madman. I could eat both of you for dinner and love every bite.

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

To me it is enough to wonder at the secrets

You shouldn't do things differently just because they're different. They need to be... better.

We learn a lot from the mistakes of others, but even more from our own.

Heaven... I'm in heaven, and my heart beats so that I can hardly speak.