The smartest thing I ever said was "Help Me!"

We can only keep what we have by being willing to freely give it away; a paraphrase of Jesus Christ.

Best smiles come after the toughest time.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength.

If God is for us, who can be against us?

If I could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn't love others, I would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal.

Why not learn to enjoy the little things-there are so many of them.

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

God helps those who help themselves.

And so sepúlchred in such pomp dost lie, That kings for such a tomb would wish to die.

God is not sitting in heaven thinking about how to make you comfortable. Your comfort might actually be his least concern.

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one—the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts,

I love and am loved, fully and freely, nothing expected, more than enough received.

You can only lead if the people that you're leading want to be led.

I bet The Walking Dead gets really low ratings out in Montana, just because all they need to do is look out their f-king window, am I right?

Depending on what you believe as a person, there's always redeeming qualities to every character or individual, as spiteful as they might be.

All human history attests That happiness for man, - the hungry sinner! - Since Eve ate apples, much depends on dinner. ~Lord Byron, Don Juan, Canto XIII, stanza 99

It's never wise to laugh at things you don't understand...If you're not careful, they might start laughing back at you.

I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.