The so-called nouvelle cuisine usually means not enough on your plate and too much on your bill.

If an architect makes a mistake, he grows ivy to cover it. If a doctor makes a mistake, he covers it with soil. If a cook makes a mistake, he covers it with some sauce and says it is a new recipe.

Life is too short for cuisine minceur and for diets. Dietetic meals are like an opera without the orchestra.

Critics are like eunuchs: they know how, but they can't do it.

Without butter, without eggs, there is no reason to come to France.

God's image…is found not best in individual humans, but in humans as they relate to each other.

To help yourself, you must be yourself. Be the best that you can be. When you make a mistake, learn from it, pick yourself up and move on.

We must always skim over pleasures. They are like marshy lands that we must travel nimbly, hardly daring to put down our feet.

Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."

NASCAR logic isn't always logical.

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents.

I have severe osteoporosis. Your bones start to collapse.

People have been trained to criticize, insult, and otherwise communicate in ways that create distance among people.

You have to be careful what you think you know.

In fact, it's even true to say that if you want to have a truly amazing life, relax your entire body.