The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

Stand up for what is right even if you stand alone.

How sick one gets of being "good," how much I should respect myself if I could burst out and make everyone wretched for twenty-four hours; embody selfishness.

I will do as much as I can, says one. Any fool can do that. He that believes in Christ does what he cannot do, attempts the impossible, and performs it.

I just try to be honest, because I think that's part of my job description as a writer.

For some reason, I have better luck when I work with women. I guess I have a good sense of sisterhood.

A chair must be really important as an object, because my mother always told me to offer my chair to a lady

The object of the novelist is to keep the reader entirely oblivious of the fact that the author exists - even of the fact he is reading a book.

I always liked routine. I suppose I never found boredom very boring.

The war won't be over until the last spammer's head is stuck onto a spear at the city limits.

Everyday courage has few witnesses. But yours is no less noble because no drum beats for you and no crowds shout your name.