The soldiers of Saddam Hussein have given them a lesson they will never forget.

The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them.

Until now they have refused to do battle with us. They are just going places.

They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind.

It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.

They think we are retarded. They are retarded.

.....they had burnt and destroyed around 30 vehicles, including tanks and APC's and damaged three enemy helicopters. God bless the fighters of the Arab Socialist Ba'th Party.

These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying.

We butchered the force present at the airport, we are destroying them.

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!

When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves.

Never allow yourself to be sapped of your extraordinary energy that is the necessary ingredient for creating something new and progressive.

The person you see is the person you will be.

Perhaps, I am yet to be written. I am yet to be described in those poetic gestures lovers use to describe their soulmate.

Metaphorically, governance is like a “Steer, ” Risk Management is like a “Brake.

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space?

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

I think I read too much Arthur Conan Doyle when I was young, and got this idea that a gentleman should know a lot about one thing and plenty about most everything else.

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

When things change a lot, some guys handle the change better than others, but that doesn't mean the guys that take longer to get the hang of things are suddenly slow drivers!

Failure I can live with. Not trying is what I can't handle!