The song of canaries Never varies, And when they're moulting They're pretty revolting.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

I just don’t want you to…""What?""Be reminded of the girl that I used to be…

The possibilities are unlimited as long as you are true to your life's purpose.

Promise you won't forget me, ever. Not even when I'm a hundred.

What I like about teaching is the discipline of finding words to unpack the artistic process. And I admire the drive in students who want to write, the mystery of how artistic talent unfolds.

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

Whenever I go on vacation I like to change up my hair - I'll braid it or get dreads - but my favorite is just keeping it short and curly.

I want to be remembered for only one thing: my contribution to aviation.

If you do not clean up your sociaty now, therefore the legacy you have left for your children is nothing other than an unjust society.

Denice Franke is a sensitive and compelling singer and songwriter.

I remember being mad about having pink and red shoes. I gew up envying other girls' pink and red shoes.