The soul has more diseases than the body.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Your pain is a school unto itself–– and your joy a lovely temple.

When we Take things for Granted, Wha twe're Granted, getsTaken.

You can't be yourself within jealousy.

The dogma of Christianity gets worn away before the advances of science. Religion will have to make more and more concessions. Gradually the myths crumble.

Oh, Ma, you're looking at all the trees, and I'm not even in the forest.

Whenever I really want a part, I'm not sure what to do. How do I let the director know how obsessed I am and willing to do anything for the movie?

My limo driver's white, my attorney black... 'Show me some love' like I'm Bernie Mac.

The only difference between an artist and a lunatic is, perhaps, that the artist has the restraint or courtesy to conceal the intensity of his obsession from all except those similarly afflicted.

A great figure or physique is nice, but it's self-confidence that makes someone really sexy.

Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good results.