The soul yearns for the infinite. Infinite is… create.

No body is worth more than your body

Oh, what am I going to do with this life I have been given." I said to myself as I sat and thought about life, and how screwed up mine really was. I was brought back into reality by Colin’s answer.

I'm frank brutally frank. And even when I'm not frank I look frank.

Some critics of my work took the view that a satirist should defer to the finer feelings of his readers and respect widely held beliefs.

I think chemistry is finding something you love about a person and then transfering it to an in love kind of thing.

Don't cry to quit. Cry to keep going!

I firmly believe that nuclear war is absolutely impossible. I don't think anyone in the world wants a nuclear war - not even the Russians.

Be a light unto yourself.

I am proud of my cake-making image but life is not that perfect. There are socks in my fruit bowl.

Every day is a gift from God. There's no guarantee of tomorrow, so that tells me to see the good in this day to make the most of it.