The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.

The streets of Vienna are paved with culture, the streets of other cities with asphalt.

Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.

Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country.

I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.

A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.

Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics.

Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.

The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.

Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.

She'll tell you this house is haunted, but I believe the truth of the matter is that people get haunted. Not places.' - Will Laughlin

The earth's orbit didn't slow down. The world didn't stop falling. Slowly, very, very slowly, Michael started to sink to his knees.

Poetry is no rocket science, a good poet writes from his heart!

If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race.

The difference between men who succeed or fail is their ability to handle pressure.

Death is for many of us the gate of hell; but we are inside on the way out, not outside on the way in.

I think you're put here on earth to enjoy yourself. And I'm doing that.

Great music does not just make me feel good. It means something. It makes us understand. It makes us happy.

Everything is expressed through RELATIONSHIPS.

The first guy I really liked and was kind of obsessed with and had to seek out and find more of his films was Jean-Paul Belmondo. He was the main guy that I was obsessed with.