The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I'm just going to say a few words.

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.

The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat

It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.

...look with-in (Jesus)

Practice kindness all day to everybody and you will realize you’re already in heaven now.

...a redoubtable alchemy was at work behind impenetrable veils as the forest prepared its nocturnal mysteries.

You don't need to be straight to fight and die for your country. You just need to shoot straight.

Music to me is the air I breathe it's the blood that pumps through my veins that keeps me alive

We ought to dance with rapture that we should be alive and in the flesh, and part of the living, incarnate cosmos.

The older I get the more secrets I have, never to be revealed and this, I know, is a common condition of people my age. and why all this emphasis on kissing and telling? Kisses are the least of it.

Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

Dweezil and I are going on tour with the band probably starting in the middle of February for a month probably playing a few songs from my new record and then I'll continue on after that tour

Just because you're in the driver's seat, doesn't mean you have to run people over.