The stage can be defined as a place where Shakespeare murdered Hamlet and a great many Hamlets murdered Shakespeare.

One never knows how loyalty is born.

Microbes are just nature's janitors who work to clean up a poorly kept culturing medium. Trying to keep microbes off of and out of your body is like trying to keep the wind out of the trees.

I like the normal things of life: I like the Mets, and the Celtics, and the N.Y. Rangers. I like to watch C-Span; I love Costco.

If acids win - you lose!

John Lithgow was absolutely wonderful in 'Dexter,' there's no doubt about it.

What you do not eliminate - you accumulate.

My memorization skills aren't that great so I need help in that area. As far as everything else, I listen to the director. I'm someone who doesn't argue. I hit my marks and say the lines.

I lead a simple life. I get residuals. I have a family; we're doing alright.

I think I'm pretty much down to earth, and I'm not really way, way out there.

I think you always have to keep your eye open and take advantage of anything that may come your way.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Those are who are selfish are rewarded for being nice. Those who truly care about others feel a smile in return is all the reward they need.

He was like her favorite type of candy, she realized, a bit sour at first but all sweetness in the long run. Admittedly . . . that tartness was part of the allure all along.

What is a poet? An unhappy person who conceals profound anguish in his heart but whose lips are so formed that as sighs and cries pass over them they sound like beautiful music.

I've concluded that while nobody plans to mess up their life, the problem is that a few of us plan not to. That is, we don't put the necessary safeguards in place to ensure a happy ending.

Nothing can stop an artist from creating.

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!

All you can do is every day, try to solve a problem and make your company better

I've had great experiences or joyful experiences making a movie that people found very disturbing.

Once as I sat painting, I became aware of a man's face hovering near me, moving closer and closer to the panel I was working on. When he spoke he said, 'That is a fantastic brush!