The standards are being lowered, not just on the Internet, but in all of news and media.

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.

You need to surround yourself with quality human beings that are intelligent and have a vision.

You can rise above it. This country gives you opportunity if you want to take it, so don't blame your environment. I look down on people who use their environment as a crutch.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment.

From a person standpoint, the old expression of what doesn't kill you makes you stronger is somewhat true.

I'm not afraid of failing. I don't like to fail. I hate to fail. But I'm not afraid of it.

I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.

If I like you, I'm going to tell you. I'm a hugger, even with men: I'm just very deep.

The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

I want to work with Peter Robinson as first minister in a positive, constructive way and leave the elections to the electorate.

(I'm) the only one to take out half a brain, although you would think, if you go to Washington, that someone had beat me to it.

Beginning to dismantle the Pentagon would save $1 trillion a year - a small government proposal if ever there was one.

Enemy-occupied territory - that is what this world is.

I had a chance to go to Italy when I was younger and that would have been tough because of the language. America is easier but I really loved it.

Talk isn't work. Work is when you have pages in the evening that you didn't have in the morning.

When my nine goes buck, it will bust your head like a watermelon dropping 12 stories up.

I am a passenger on the spaceship Earth.

Start young. Throw your arms around ladies knees. As you get older it will get more interesting.