The standards have sunk so low throughout our culture that who really knows.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

You must determine your goal. What matters most? Winning arguments? Or resembling Christ? Even in the heat of an argument we should be asking ourselves if we are acting like Christ.

...people live longer when they decide to become passionately involved in something beyond themselves.

Whoever controls the money controls you.

Reality, no matter how utopian, seems to be something people need to frequently take a holiday from.

It's never felt more Canadian to be Canadian than it does now.

Who travels far will often see things Far removed from what was believed as Truth.

Forget your sadness, anger, grudges and hatred. Let them pass like smoke caught in a breeze. Do not indulge yourself in such feelings.

Modernistic-Abstractionist-Art consists of 75% explanation and 25% God knows what!

If there isn't a sequence of 15 previous passes, a good transition between attack and defence is impossible. Impossible.

If I can win grammys then that means all you yet to be seen bedroom geniuses will one day TAKEOVER THE WORLD