The stark evening sun at the far edge of the town had just unzipped the sky and finally gone down.

My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and god knows my hair could use a registered nurse.

This was the kack’s cradle, icky-poo’s bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.

Life is like a fondue: the best fruit ain’t the best till it’s been through some goo.

He was cut from the scene like a case of the runs from a can-can routine.

If you see yourself as a man, no one will dare to see you as a kid.

The efforts of a leader will be emulated. Depending on the quality of appointed leadership, this can be medicine or poison to a living business.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

The sugar industry doesn't want to see more of the agricultural areas turned into storm-water treatment areas. Ultimately they want to develop that land for houses and a shopping center.

We must grant the artist his subject, his idea, his donn´e: our criticism is applied only to what he makes of it.

In the 1970s when I started in the art world, no self-respecting artist would have stood in line to try to get on a television show. It never would have happened.

I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.

I don't care what you think unless it is about me...

Southerners can never resist a losing cause.

The fact that a great many people believe something is no guarantee of its truth.