The stars and planets don’t disappear just because it’s daytime.

The old are often forgotten. Life moves on without a care for those who wish to remain in the past. We tend to talk too much because it’s rare that we’re listened to.

It’s amazing how long we put up with things we detest for the sake of a quiet life.

Prayer is apath.

Personal development is an ever-evolving process of making more and better distinctions about who you are and what you want.

We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.

Self-righteousness is a manifestation of self-contempt.

I don't eat four-legged animals, but I eat birds, I eat cheese, I eat dessert. I eat everything.

Everybody was strange. In a fit of frustration, she scratched out strange and wrote the word CRACKPOTS in big letters.

I have found that nothing so deceives your adversaries as telling them the truth.

People keep asking me if I'll marry again. It's as if after you've had one car crash you want another.