The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation.

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?

Well, we're all a little hostile every now and then, some of us are able to sublimate, others of us can't adjust. You know how it is.

Most folks call them green onions, but they're really scallions.

You can make sounds and music out of pretty much anything with a little imagination and putting your mind to it!

Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig!

O little one, My little one, Come with me, Your life is done. Forget the future, Forget the past. Life is over: Breathe your last.

Anxiety never yet successfully bridged any chasm.

I like talking about subjects that aren't funny in the first place and making them funny. So anything down and depressing is something I'll talk about.

Poetry isn't as relevant in the Western world as it is in Afghanistan. And not many people make time for something that doesn't feel relevant.

When the risk of failure is too high, the right choice is to forbear.

Strike while the iron is hot.

Since the design of the movement is paramount, shape, for me, should have no significance.

My lady's presence makes the roses red, because to see her lips they blush for shame.

I don't see the point of being an actor and doing the same thing, all the time. Where's the challenge there?

I believe the United States is the greatest country on Earth. I really do.