The story of the eighties will be the story of the Reagan administration and the many men and women who served in it, some of whom are already out on parole.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?

When I compare my Life with others who are less fortunate, I feel so blessed and grateful that I immediately stop complaining and start Living with Joy and Gratitude.

Mission + tools. That’s really what it takes to have focus...you fail at focus because whatever you are trying to focus on isn’t important enough to you.

Man is a beautiful machine that works very badly.

My dear boy, please don’t put a label on me—don’t make me a category before you get to know me!

No distance is too far.

As land is improved by sowing it with various seeds, so is the mind by exercising it with different studies.

I didn't back into being an actor, I was born one.

The practice of Yoga brings us face to face with the extraordinary complexity of our own being.

Laugh my friend, for laughter ignites a fire within the pit of your belly and awakens your being.