The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Make thought a whirlwind.

But I comforted myself with the thought that the reward for every discomfort I suffered for God was a spiritual blessing.

I think insomnia is a sign that a person is interesting.

I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.

I've been fighting every single day of my life. Sometimes I think all I have left is fight.

I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?

I mean, I always feel incredibly lucky to get a job.

Women like poetry. A soft word in their ears and they melt - a grease spot on the grass.

I believe that one of the most important things to learn in life is that you can make a difference in your community no matter who you are or where you live.

What you've got here is really a case of journalists making fun of people who believe in God and the devil.