The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair.

A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it's almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies.

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.

I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.

If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

I wasn't very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn't stop until my daughter was eating solid food.

One forgets the fear of heights when one cannot fall

Bear calamities with meekness.

The purposes of God point to one simple end-that we should be as he is, think the same thoughts, mean the same things, possess the same blessedness.

We may say we value this thing or that thing more than any other, but the volume of our actions speaks louder than our words.

It is a truism that education is no longer a luxury. Education in this day and age is a necessity.

I think every director's different. Every director's got his own style. I mean, when I directed, I basically just screamed for eight hours a day, twelve hours a day.

Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)

Great leaders give everyone something to believe in, not something to do.

Philosophy is life's dry-nurse, who can take care of us - but not suckle us.

You usually never know what you're going to do when you're making a movie.