The strongest marriage is between two who seek the same God, the strongest friendship between two who flee the same devil.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

This guy and this guy and this guy… knew a lot of but couldn't find the words which could explain the "knowledge".

Paul didn't just see emotions. He saw the need they represented.

Life is hopefully long, so I don't know what the future will bring.

The people I'm honored to represent in Missouri and all over the country want leaders to address their kitchen table everyday problems.

In America, we have the greatest businesspeople in the world. We have to use them to negotiate our trade deals.

To effectively leverage the social graph, every company needs to understand that they need to make their information easily transferable.

Thank Heaven for Retirement!

One of the most visible effects of a child's presence in the household is to turn the worthy parents into complete idiots when, without him, they would perhaps have remained mere imbeciles.

O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!

Many times during auditions, I was told that I couldn't carry a note with a bucket, and that I sure couldn't play the piano.