The struggle of today is not altogether for today - it is for a vast future also.

I will prepare, and someday my chance will come.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

No man is poor who has a Godly mother.

Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

Why are you worrying about you-know-who?You should be worrying about u-no-poo!The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

I thought guys were complicated. Maybe they are. But maybe they're easy and it's really me who's complicated.

Love is anterior to life, posterior to death, initial of creation, and the exponent of breath.

The most serious parody I have ever heard was this: In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense was with God, and the nonsense was God.

I'm a freakin' artist, man, not a (expletive) race horse.

Calvin was virtually the founder of America.

Everyone I talk to has a Genesis story to tell.

In some extremely important ways, people are what you expect them to be, or at least they behave as you expect them to behave.

Happiness was my choice, and though it is hard-won, I am the only person who can stand in the way of it.