The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

It's funny how you can know a person, think of him as your closest friend, and still never gain access to the secret chambers in his heart.

Astrophysics. 'It's a super-long shot' is practically the motto of our profession.

Conscious of not being able to separate myself from my time, I have decided to become part of it.

I just try to understand that tomorrow is another day.

A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.

None of us really understood exactly how much Star Wars would affect us for the rest of our lives.

I wish my capacity for reason would always translate into action, but it doesn't.

I dimly guess, from blessings known, of greater out of sight.

I'm doing what I love to do and I'm going to go as far as I allow myself to go and I'm just going to stay positive.

Affirmation literally means to validate or confirm. So when we think a thought over and over again, we are validating or confirming it as the truth.