The stupid girl thinks Muslim is a language.

Old age robs you of every last illusion, even the belief in your own goodness.

We are all on stage, my dear. Sometimes we forget our lines, but luckily an offstage helper can whisper our lines to us until we get back on track.

He never missed an opportunity to miss an opportunity

Ian Fleming was my cousin, you know. He was in naval intelligence.

Look before, or you'll find yourself behind.

I don't think that they know fully what's happening with Miss Match so therefore I don't know how many more if any, if the show's even gonna keep going.

In a work capacity I'm only interested in acting and producing

The majority is always wrong; the minority is rarely right.

Some old-fashioned things like fresh air and sunshine are hard to beat.

Order is repetition of units. Chaos is multiplicity without rhythm.

I'm the LCL - the Last Center Left. I've been doing the same things for 13 years, but now they're flopping and falling, and the refs are falling for it, too.