The sublimity of wisdom is to do those things living, which are to be desired when dying.

Distrust of authority should be the first civic duty.

To find a friend one must close one eye. To keep him...two.

A man who is stingy with saffron is capable of seducing his own grandmother.

A man can believe a considerable deal of rubbish, and yet go about his daily work in a rational and cheerful manner.

He talks about the Scylla of Atheism and the Charybdis of Christianity - a state of mind which, by the way, is not conducive to bold navigation.

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.

If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.

Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.

Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar stumps and empty matchboxes.

Why always "not yet"? Do flowers in spring say "not yet"?

The memory has as many moods as the temper, and shifts its scenery like a diorama.

Damn words; they're just the pots and pans of life, the pails and scrubbing-brushes. I wish I didn't have to think in words.

I never put out a vanilla edition of a DVD.

I came to the conclusion that I am free to choose my own suffering. But I am not free to consent to someone else's suffering.

With GG, you don't get what you expect. You get what you deserve.

One of my core beliefs is that everything happens for a reason and some things just aren't to my taste. All the things that happen in my life are divinely inspired and they happen for a purpose.

O time! swift devourer of all created things!

More than four million businesses have Pages on Facebook that they use to have a dialogue with their customers.

I'm having a magenta day. Not just red, but magenta!

Our first computers were born not out of greed or ego, but in the revolutionary spirit of helping common people rise above the most powerful institutions.