The success of a terrorist operation depends almost entirely on the amount of publicity it receives.

What was he? Storyteller and secretary and doer of odd jobs, neither Tizerkane nor delegate, just someone along for the dream.

There’s nothing more insufferable than people who boast about their own humility

The more you live in the present moment, the more the fear of death disappears.

I want to stay healthy, keep fit, eat well, keep a low profile and be a good dad.

There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

Female schools might be comprised in the list of those worthy the public patronage, with great propriety.

Don't believe your own publicity. You can't; you'll start thinking that you're better than you are.

Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category

A lion can't stay in a cage. A lion has to be on the pitch.