The sudden death at 51 of James Gandolfini is intolerable.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

Knowledge is something which you can use.Belief is something which uses you.

Embrace each day with divine expectation.

It is but a truism that labor is most productive where its wages are largest. Poorly paid labor is inefficient labor the world over.

What is the purpose of memory? Is it a trick to make sure we don't forget who we are by reminding us of who we were?

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.

imaginary things were often the only items of real substance in people's lives.

You can't blame a victim for being under the influence when there is a violent act [happening to them]. These are two separate things.

Daniel Day-Lewis is my favorite actor walking the planet right now. He never ceases to amaze me.

To learn anything, you must put aside the safety of your ignorance.

Peace to each manly soul that sleepeth; Rest to each faithful eye that weepeth.