The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I wish she’d said something different, but patriarchy is as prevalent around the world as racism and xenophobia are. We can’t hide from it, not even here.

Dance was always part of my life because I was a dancer and my mother was a dancer, and I love the theater.

What I got which was unusual, especially as a child actress, was parents who believed that Hollywood was not that important. They told us education, family, health, all come first and they meant it.

Can a man possessing conciousness ever really respect himself?

The safe haven that al-Qaida has found in Pakistan is very troubling.

I believe that every person is born with talent.

A universal beauty clothes the world, And one heart seems to beat for all mankind!

Your desire for perfection is the cause of anger. Leave room for imperfection. Perfection in action is almost impossible.

Christianity is an extreme call to a radical life following a revolutionary leader.

Being assertive in the home does not produce any smiling faces, but it does bring out a few tongues.