The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family.

Ikea products should come free with happy meals.

If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.

God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.

Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception.

Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman.

It's hogwash to say drunkenness is no excuse for crime... Wherever mind altering drugs are on sale to the public, we should expect mind altered behaviour from the public.

You can split atoms, but you can't split true love.

No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks.

Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.

Beautiful words are ugly motives best friends.

Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.

Choices makes us, choices made at mire proves a person to be righteous or evil. It depends on us to be vanquished or to stand indomitable to a predicament.

That is the wearisome part of business - there is no peace, no sense of certain, permanent achievement, no stability. The unexpected, and usually the awful, is forever happening.

On leather jackets: That's the next step. You have to take one step at a time. It was easier to start with fur.

What will happen in those encounters? Who knows? It wouldn't be much fun if you knew all of that; you'd be watching an old video called your life.

My goal is this: always to put myself in the place in which I am best able to serve, wherever my gifts and qualities find the best soil to grow, the widest field of action. There is no other goal.

If you give that gal a diamond ring, you'll get a diamond back. She's just a venom wearing denim, boy, she's always making tracks.

Pressure is only what you make of it and what you put on yourself.

I wish friends held hands more often, like the children I see on the streets sometimes. I'm not sure why we have to grow up and get embarrassed about it.

The time has come for a public-private community partnership to fix this country and put it back to work.