The sun of liberty is set; you must light up the candle of industry and economy.

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

[G]iving yourself some loving attention is not selfish. It is sensible. If you feel loved and cherished--even if it is only by yourself--then you will have more love to give to others, too. (83)

If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my forties flipping my husband the bird over potato chips, I'd say you were crazy.

I think that comedy is one of the more serious things that you can do in our day, especially in the world that we're living in.

Whether it's being a leading man, making TV shows, being with my family, I've learned a lot.

No generality has any weight whatever. It is like saying "how do you do?" When you have no intention of inquiring about ones health. But specific claims when made in print are taken at their value

Carry your groceries, garden, and do other activities that keep you moving. You will add more years to your life and more life to your years.

I'm very emotional. That's why I wear shades a lot.

Dignity is more important to the human spirit than wealth.

Brokerage firms don't sell customers stock so much as they sell those horrible mutual funds

Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.