The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Mostly, we talk to impress. And sometimes we shut up to impress, too.

Our success comes from stability.

human urine is both nutrient-rich and an effective tooth whitener

Just have fun. Smile. And keep putting on lipstick.

For me to write I have to be, a, alone, and b, know that nobody is going to question me. I write the way a thief steals; it's a little covert.

It is great and manly to disdain disguise; it shows our spirit and proves our strength.

In our society, it's been the men who've handled most of the finances, and the women who've stood by and watched men botch things up.

God, how I ricochet between certainties and doubts.

Americans use the word "dream" as often as psychoanalysts do.

When you finally accept that it's OK not to have answers and it's OK not to be perfect, you realize that feeling confused is a normal part of what it is to be a human being.