The sun set, which is everyday magic...

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

He was as incapable of imagining pain or danger to himself as he was incapable of conceiving the pain he caused others.

The idea of love horrified me, and I knew I couldn't have it, so I didn't want it.

We've got fifty people at Gitmo that are too dangerous to be let go that will never go through a normal criminal trial. Let's create a new legal system, so they'll have their day in court.

For there is no friend like a sister in calm or stormy weather; To cheer one on the tedious way, to fetch one if one goes astray, to lift one if one totters down, to strengthen whilst one stands.

God doesn't reveal his grand design. He reveals Himself.

It's understandable that people are keeping one eye on the pot and another up the chimney.

I warn you, I refuse to be an object.

Our ever-present mobile devices provide the immediate and convenient information necessary to make sharing things truly irresistible.

Be a pattern to others and then all will go well.

Love what you do and do what you love.