The sun, too, shines into cesspools and is not polluted.

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

Challenges are unavoidable, yet unpredictable! ...but the good news is "every challenge is overcome-able". You are an over-comer. Believe and overcome!

When you give it a chance, IT will give YOU a chance.

As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos.

When we are young, friends are, like everything else, a matter of course. In the old days we know what it means to have them.

Dirt is not dirty, but only something in the wrong place.

I am kind of giant … on (the True Blood) set.

The policies of all powers are inherent in their geography.

We are a social animal, power only exists in a social sense, we have to work in groups.

Disney is one of the best hotel companies in the world. Yet they have never and will never open a casino on the Vegas strip.

You can have all the advanced war methods you want, but, after all, nobody has ever invented a war that you don't have to have somebody in the guise of soldiers to stop the bullets.