The sun was in mind to come out but having a look at the weather it was in lost heart and went back again.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars nor its great scholars great men.

I've decided I'm going to live this life for some time to come. The freedom and simple beauty is just too good to pass up.

I think health-wise, pro-wrestling is probably ten times worse for you than MMA.

I resent performing for frisking idiots who don't know anything.

Growing up an only child with a single parent is probably why I'm an actor.

The gods sustain and guide all their works.

If you are a very intelligent person, you will see this: All the realities in the universe can be changed!

I've got a perfect body, 'cause my eyelashes catch my sweat

And from the moment that we realized it was a terrorist attack, there isn't an agent or a support person in the FBI that wasn't committed to bringing to justice those who were responsible for this.

Truth like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold screenwriter of Dead Poets' Society.