The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.

Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.

I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.

Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it.

When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

'Peace' is when nobody's shooting. A 'just peace' is when our side gets what it wants.

Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.

That day we held our hands and each other was indeed a beautiful dream. But, we all wake up in the end.

I guess you could say I'm allergic to sunlight. If I'm exposed to it, it could kill me.

A lot of the problems teenagers go through, it's better for them to go through them on their own. If you always have a crutch, you don't learn anything.

I've learned to relax and be my present age and my present position. I feel comfortable on my mid-thirties. It doesn't seem such an alien place to be.

The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved.

Life, sometimes so wearying is worth its weight in gold the experience of traveling lends a wisdom that is old.

If a man is not peaceful and non-violent, whichever religion he belongs to, he is not a man! Violence degrades man to a low-degree creature!

You'll see more and more perfection of that - computer as servant. But the next thing is going to be computer as a guide or agent.

In one way I would like to teach, but I have no qualifications to teach Westerners.

Forks and spoons have probably done more to reconcile people who cannot agree than guns and bombs ever did