The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn't make any sense if quoted as it stands.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

It was pretty cool to have someone around here who didn't like the same things as everybody else.

Mankind, not womankind, has slaughtered more humans in the name of God and Religion than for any other reason.

Fair Greece! sad relic of departed worth! Immortal though no more though fallen great!

Too few rejoice at a friend's good fortune.

Your passion is your true power. The more you discover and express your passion for life, the more irresistible you will become to others.

You best teach others about healthy boundaries by enforcing yours.

People want to buy mp3s but can't? Piracy ensues. Then Apple strong-arms the music studios into the iTunes store and music piracy drops somewhat. The same, I believe, is also happening with ebooks.

My wife's French. I mean I speak a bit of French but I've lived amongst French, you know, most of my adult life.

It's hard being on a new network, a smaller network.

Cowardice encroaches fast upon such as spend their lives in company of persons higher than themselves.