The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have instead of what you don't have.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Seeing a miracle will inspire you, but knowing you are a miracle will change you.

Good ideas are not adopted automatically. They must be driven into practice with courageous patience.

When the difficulty of a problem lies only in finding out what follows from certain fixed premises, mathematical methods furnish invaluable wings for flying over intermediate obstructions.

I'm a juvenile product of the working class, who's best friend floats in the bottom of a glass.

I was actually going to law school in 1972.

God is only God when he is acting as such.

A man or a woman who serves the country with all his or her heart stands on par with the tallest Congress-man.

Although we all possess the seeds of great love and compassion, without the light of the enlightened one's wisdom and the waters of their compassion these seeds would never spout.

There is as much greatness of mind in the owning of a good turn as in the doing of it; and we must no more force a requital out of season than be wanting in it.

Above all else, be consistent.