The tax code is now nine times longer than the Bible, and not nearly as interesting.

I'd like to think I'm a serious legislator and trying to get things done.

Folks, do you agree with me that we cannot afford four more years of Barack Obama?

With the strong bipartisan rejection of the Dorgan amendment today, the Senate cast a vote in favor of the U.S. working to knock down unfair trade barriers that hurt American business and farmers

If you start very far to the left, it's harder to get to the middle.

Things are not getting better. They are getting worse. We need to elect Mitt Romney to turn things around.

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix Social Security, that's not a very good starting point.

I told my staff that I'm so boring that I didn't even know I was boring.

How does the weakness of the dollar affect your business?

The problem is that this round from its inception has had agriculture at its centerpiece. The EU and the U. S. and other WTO members cannot wish that away, that is a reality.

All of our sons and daughters ought to have the same opportunity to experience the joy and stability of marriage.

What is it precisely, that they are doing when they are doing science. Are they refining their instruments for observation or discovering new aspects of reality?

I thought that if acting didn't work out, I'd have done law school or medical school: probably law to be honest.

Stop trying to fix your body. It was never broken.

Nature is a vast repository of manly enjoyments.

Schools are not exam factories for the rat race.

At the end, the Saudis have agreed to put together a coalition inside of Syria to stabilize that country.

The wolves prey upon the lambs in the darkness of the night, but the blood stains remain upon the stones in the valley until the dawn comes, and the sun reveals the crime to all.

My name sounds French but that's just a stage name.

I remember everything What have I become? My sweetest friend? Everyone I know goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt.

Comedy is much more difficult than tragedy-and a much better training, I think. It's much easier to make people cry than to make them laugh.